“二(🕕)战”时期,盟军要实施安奇奥(ào )登陆(🔼)计(🌰)划(huá ),迫于(🕟)对一门叫安奇(qí )奥大(dà )炮的(de )超(chāo )级(🆖)武器(🐉)的(🛤)忌(🌰)惮(dàn ),要(🏴)派两个精锐(ruì )(😧)特工(📿)去摧毁这门(🎏)大炮(🌗),结果两(😎)个(gè )傻逼被(bèi )派了去(qù )(👑),最后经过一(yī )连串搞笑事件,阴(yīn )差阳错(cuò )的最后完(wán )成了任(rèn )务(wù )。 (✖)片段一:德国人(🥀)在(zài )(🕕)北非(fēi )布置了一个(gè )陷(xiàn )阱(jǐng ),准(🧚)备了一幅(fú )假(jiǎ )(📯)的防御工(gōng )事(shì )地图让这二个士(shì )兵带回去(qù )。他们却(què )阴差(🐑)阳(🏂)错(🙌)的拿走了(le )真的地图,最终(🎾)赢得了战(zhàn )(⛏)役(🥫)。 (🧤)片段二:(🕙)他(tā )们化装成管道工潜(qián )入德军在意大利(lì )的司(🌮)令部,给他们(men )卫生间(🏉)的管道修(xiū )得(dé )(💍)乱七八糟,把将军淋了个(🐨)落(👪)汤鸡。将军去换衣服,拉开抽屉发现(💿)一套新的军(jun1 )服,于是(⏲)洗头(tóu )洗脸准(zhǔn )备换上(👵)新军服的时候闭着眼把(📐)脸盆里(🔙)的脏(zāng )水倒进(🖍)抽屉里(🔥)了(le )(柜(📞)子旁(🏓)边有一(yī )个(gè )废水(🕕)桶(😳))。那个将军是(shì )最主(🛃)要(⏺)的一(yī )(🧘)个配角,很有意思。到影片结束前1分钟,都没有一(🐈)句(jù )台词(cí )。最后说了(le )一句“谢(👼)谢”。 片段三:德军有一门超(📯)级大炮俯视着联(🗒)军将要登(dēng )陆的海(🏖)滩。这二个士兵居然化(huà )装成希特勒和随从,去(qù )视察(🖥)大(😂)炮,把大炮炸掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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